friends don't let friends tweet at 5a.

because i'm hilarious in my own head, i decided to share with you my late night / early morning insomnia ramblings ... i mean,  you already come to this blog because either a) you, too, think i'm hilarious, b) you like to laugh at me instead of with me, or c) you're already a glutton for un-funny punishment.

so here you go, my funny to me (and perhaps a select few) twitter ramblings...

i'm probably going to regret posting this to my blog, but it's been a slow week and i'm tired. and i still think i'm hilarious. and i still have rihanna's "homeless place" stuck in my head. and since sharing is caring ... you're welcome.

unless, of course, you're weird like me and you actually think i'm funny in which case ... do you like it? do you love it? do you want some more of it? you can follow me on twitter, or like the blog on fb, both of which have my random thoughts ... funny and otherwise.